Chocolate Jokes

Q: What do cannibals eat for dessert?
A: Chocolate covered aunts.

Q: Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A: Because no one wants to quit.

Q: How do you know when a complete moron has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Q: Why do complete morons hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.

Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why?
Fred: I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other one.