Chocolate Quotes

1. After a bar of chocolate one can forgive anybody, even one's relatives.

2. There are only three things in life that matter - good friends, good chocolate and, oh dear, what was that other one?

3. Anything tastes better dipped in chocolate.

4. Dip it in chocolate; it'll be fine.

5. The three best pleasures in life are scratching, sneezing and eating chocolate.